The Confessions of a Mediocre Gamer

The Confessions of a Mediocre Gamer

Or how I learned to stop worrying and love the game

I used to rock. I played a lot of video games. Let’s start before that. I didn’t really get into video games until my junior year of high school. I had never owned a console and the only game I had really played was an old D&D game by SSI called Champions of Krynn. Then my friends gave me a game called Half-Life and my life changed. Up to that point in time, all of my competing had been done on the soccer field or playing roller hockey. Now I had a way to compete with friends in my own home and I loved it. I devoured Half-Life and began s

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Grow Up Kid

Grow Up Kid

Many times, I hear the phrase "grow up kid" and find it really ironic when it comes from the mouth of a child, especially over the internet. For example, when I intentionally troll kids on a Minecraft server, they always cry about my "your mom" jokes and "no u" replies. One of the benefits of being an adult is that you are smarter, obviously, and it usually is advantageous when dealing with funny kids.

An adult is a person who has reached maturity in bodily growth, mental development, or age--in other words, who is "grown up." Physiologically, the person must have achieved full growth and

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